My satirical take on current events, pop culture, and more.
- Superb Owl League Cancels Its February 11 National EventFebruary 10, 2024 – 6:45 AM CDT The Superb Owl League has canceled its annual celebration of the well-known and popular bird of prey. SOL President Frank Greathorn made the last-minute announcement just a day before the grand gathering was set to take place just outside Las Vegas, Nevada, on February 11. “To my fellow… Continue reading Superb Owl League Cancels Its February 11 National Event
- Mrs. Claus Laments That Inflatable Yard Santa Has Gone Limp For The YearNORTH POLE (Dec. 31) – An elf, speaking on condition of anonymity, reported today that a disappointed Mrs. Claus was lamenting that her husband, who spent the Christmas season flaunting his enormous size from a New Jersey suburban lawn, was going limp for another twelve months. Santa Claus, the inflatable yard ornament and beacon of… Continue reading Mrs. Claus Laments That Inflatable Yard Santa Has Gone Limp For The Year
- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Supports Reanimated Joe McCarthy To Fill George Santos Seat, Go After ‘Communist’ DemocratsWASHINGTON – A fit-to-be-tied Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) today called the removal of George Santos from the House of Representatives “shameful.” Her posting on X, formerly Twitter, also declared that “Republican voters want us to stop the communist Democrat’s agenda…” Greene continued her rant, focusing mostly on the potential loss of a Republican-held seat to… Continue reading Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Supports Reanimated Joe McCarthy To Fill George Santos Seat, Go After ‘Communist’ Democrats
- Santa Gets Elf On A Shelf To Do His Dirty WorkNORTH POLE – Santa Claus announced today that he has secured the services of Elf On A Shelf to do his dirty work during this year’s holiday season. The red-suited jolly man, known to children for bringing gifts, was said to be most concerned about his image among the tykes. “Surveillance and implied punishment is… Continue reading Santa Gets Elf On A Shelf To Do His Dirty Work
- Congressman George Santos Charged With Impersonating Congressman George SantosWASHINGTON, DC – Congressman George Santos (R-NY) has been charged with impersonating Congressman George Santos, a federal official. Santos, who has issued a litany of false statements, including that his mother died from 9/11, that he was a collegiate volleyball star, and that his grandparents fled the Holocaust, denied that he was impersonating Santos. “I… Continue reading Congressman George Santos Charged With Impersonating Congressman George Santos
Satire is protected free speech as affirmed in the US Supreme Court decision in Hustler v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988).
Names, characters, businesses, events and incidents are products of the author’s imagination. In cases that do not refer to historical or public figures, any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Again, this is satire, not reality.